So, it finally happened.

If you’ve listened to the show at all in the past few weeks, you know that Stern Show writer Benjy Bronk promised to lose 37 lbs by July 21st, otherwise he’d be fingered by a guy.

The stunt worked well for Benjy, he got a lot of air time (which is his second favorite thing, after food) almost every day.

Well today, as Perez Hilton readily agreed to be the one to finger Benjy (as long as he could wear a glove) Benjy figured he might as well get it over with, turning the whole thing into a way to squeeze some airtime for his girlfriend, Elisa Jordana in as well.

He wrote his ‘terms’ down on a piece of paper and handed them to Howard. If Howard agreed to them, he would end his weight loss quest and just take the finger in Perez Hilton’s apartment right then and there.

Howard looked at the piece of paper – Benjy demanded that his girlfriend, noted comedian Elisa Jordana Shwartz, be allowed to contribute to our office bulletin board – ‘with her own box’ (whatever that means) and get the credit she deserves as a major writer and contributor to the Howard Stern Show

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